barefoot contessa for the win (talk about tits on screen)

jeffrey will love this!

 

lol, wut??

 

No giada pics. Bad foodies.

 

giada w/ her... pri-cchoo-ttoe, par-mee-ja-no, gee-llaaa-ttoe, mot-zal-eh-llla

nice bod but hate how she speaks everything in regular english except tries to throw in italian accents on any italian foods...

make sure you brown the pri-cchoo-ttoe, make it crispy. rememember to mix in the mot-zal-eh-lla so its nice and melty. geez!

 

giada has trex arms...aint nothing wrong with the voluptuous body of ina garten

 

um...huh?

 

I've found myself more and more interested in these food themed shows. I love watching anything with Ramsey Gordon, Bourdain's No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, Ming's Quest, Jamie Oliver and Batali.

However, Food Network, is starting to suck ass. They've gotten rid of most of the true, interesting chefs and replaced them with waaay too much Rachel and that annoying Hey Yall bitch. They're dumming down the network to pander to all those stay at home Oprah zombies.

Alton Brown, while great, is constantly on repeats. Giada is a troll with a HUGE MOUTH and nice tits. That other blond is the epitome of a stepford wife and is scaaaaary.

 

ill agree good eats gets repeated a LOT but its still an awesome show. as for tits, has anyone but me seen any of nigella lawsons shows!? im starting to really like jamie oliver's new show, he makes a lot of simple food fresh out of the garden that looks delicious.

nigella

 

 

The sad thing is...she's not even from Italy. Maybe visited, but all she has is that her heritage is Italian and she tries to play like that makes her an expert in real Italian...