A man walks into a tattoo shop in hopes of getting a tatoo. The owner of the tattoo shop goes up to the guy and asks if he has decided on what he wanted.

"Yes." replies the man, "I want you to put a tattoo of a hundred dollar bill in between my legs."

The owner of the tattoo shop looks a little confused and says, " Sir, not that I'm trying to bud in or anything, but I have to ask, why in the hell do you want a tattoo of a hundred dollar bill in between your legs?"

The guys laughs and says, " Oh that's simple I got three reason why I want it"

"The first one is that I really like to play with my money."

"The second reason is that I like to watch my money grow."

"And finally the third reason why I want to get a tattoo down there is so I wouldn't mind my wife blowing my money all the time."

 

why was it lame... i liked it. nice post

 

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

 

hahhaa just in reply to that tattoo joke..

a bloke rang up the radio station the other day because they were talking about tattoos and what people have. this guy rings up and says 'i have the words "your name" tattooed on my penis' the radio announcers were a bit quiet and finally asked why? and his response was that he tells women "I have your name tatooed on my penis, then they are amazed, but eventually see that its actually "your name" not their personal name..


the lengths some will go to eh