I am very phobic about pooping at the office-- I don't like people walking in on me, and I've found a nice bathroom on an unused floor that, if I need to go, I use, and can use privatly.

For the last 3 months, someone else apparently has the same phobia, and its been 'understood' when one of us is in there, the other leaves and returns later... unspoken, but thats the way its worked (and we've never seen each other).

However, lately (the last 3 weeks), this person (or some other a-hole) has been taking a crap, and NOT flushing it. It DISGUSTS ME!!! How freaking hard is it to freaking flush the toilet when your done?

I'm getting really irritated... and am thinking of leaving a nice 'surprise' for the perpetrator with a note on the door "Flush the toilet shvthead".

Anyone else have any better ideas? Should I just leave a note and no 'surprise' for him? I'm really disgusted!

 

First off, I think you're nuts.

Secondly, yes, I think it's nasty that some people can't do something as simple as flush the toilet. There's an asshole at work here who always leaves his seat cover paper (those little sanitation doily type deals) on the seat.
I'd like to leave him a note, but the chances of the right person getting it are slim.

 

Yeah, you are nuts, but in a very understandable way.
Put a dog turd on his windshield!

 

You should retaliate in kind...

 

if this is a daily occurence...

you should take a poo on the floor so he gets the message and leave it there... then close the stall door

no note necessary

 

yeah or in the sink! or on the seat lid...or, well I'm sure you can think of some more places.....

 

Turd burglar

 

lol! Office dump turd burglar!!!

 

haha, i hate when people walk in on me too.... maybe a little note with no poop, just a general note that says please flush your poo

 

I hate to admit it, but I have to agree. I can't go anywhere except at home or other "safe" designated areas.

You should talk with your poop buddy and find out who this person is and make their life hell.

I can't take a dump in a public area, but at my old job, there was a place where no one went, that was fine with me. I used to drive home during work to take a dump.