From: Lumpy Chickenhiney (Yep that's the new name according to the instructions below)

Everyone needs a little laughter in their lives!

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a
day..... no wonder we're so unhappy... What's your new name??? Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = funky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your life!

Peace, love and laughter

 

Hey, Lumpy Chickenhiney, Dorkey Bubblenose here, nice to meet ya.
So, you know my brother, Zippy Applenose, can you figure out who it is?

 

Snotty Girdlehiney, nice to meet you hehehehe

 

I'm Loopy Applelips

 

By jove, I've got it! It's none other than.............so as not to spoil it you will find it here: Vrooooooooom!! Vroooooooooooom!!

 

Dinky Gigglehiney here...that's MR. Dinky Gigglehiney to you, bud!

 

Pinky GirdleSniffer, at your service ^__^

 

Uhh, Doug it's not noise it's nose so your name is: Dorkey Bubblenose. BTW Colleen is Boobie Chickenhiney!

 

DOH!


So I guess my brother is actually Zippy Applenose......

 

And he is married to Zippy Applelips.....