Lie Clocks
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[QUOTE=The Raptor,Jun 9 2009, 11:34 AM]A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are those clocks?" St. Peter answered "Those are masturbation Clocks.
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Originally Posted by Backspin23,Jun 9 2009, 09:04 PM
It'd be funnier if I knew who that was.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Blagojevich
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From: All up in your inner tubes. Whatcha gonna do sucka?
Originally Posted by CHRIS_HONDA,Jun 10 2009, 08:15 AM
fixed for flojo
Originally Posted by vtec9,Jun 10 2009, 08:32 AM
jokes about flogging the salami lose a little something when the main character is named mr. limp.
the idea of the name gets lost in translation....
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo,Jun 9 2009, 07:53 PM
I remember hearing that one in middle school, and I'm 27....
but it wasn't a lie clock... it was a masturbation clock
but it wasn't a lie clock... it was a masturbation clock
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