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The Lie Detector

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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 12:46 PM
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One day Jerry came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that Jerry claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 6:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked Jerry. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son," said Jerry, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen." "I am ashamed of you son," said Jerry. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot walked around to Jerry and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 12:48 PM
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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 01:04 PM
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PWND!! LOL!!!
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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 02:30 PM
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CUCKOLDED!
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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 02:46 PM
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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 03:20 PM
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PWND indeed.

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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 03:28 PM
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haha
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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 08:27 PM
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i fell out of my chair at that one!

thanks for making my day
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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 09:57 PM
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Old Jul 1, 2009 | 10:40 PM
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haha, that was a good one
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