you nitwit! You NEVER EVER turn the orange knob!!

 

aint that the truth !!!

 

hahhahaha

rufio

 

Laughed my ass off.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by AlexM
THE COLLEGE THEME PAPER: HE VS. SHE
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Unabageler
...42.

 

LMAO

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by traynspotting

 

HAHA that story was hilarious.

 

Haha, enjoy!
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EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!

Evning classes for men, Starting this month!

- Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.
- Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.
- Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
- Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
- Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Help line and support groups.
- Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.
- Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.
- Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.
- Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.
- Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
- Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
- Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

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EVENING CLASSES FOR WOMEN!!! OPEN TO WOMEN ONLY! .

Women think they already know everything, but wait ... training
courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1.. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2.. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
3.. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4.. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After the Game.
5.. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6.. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.
7.. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8.. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
9.. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging.
10.. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
11.. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
12.. Introduction to Parking.
13.. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.
14.. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.
15.. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
16.. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.
17.. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
18.. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
19.. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His.
20.. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
21.. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have.
22.. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
23.. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
24.. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
25.. TV Remotes: For Men Only.