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Old Oct 7, 2008 | 03:09 AM
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
Old Oct 7, 2008 | 04:12 AM
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Old Oct 7, 2008 | 04:19 AM
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That pretty clever. I'll have to share this info with some friends!
Old Oct 7, 2008 | 06:49 AM
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Reeeeeeposts!!

But I believe you combined 2 past threads in to one.
Old Oct 7, 2008 | 06:49 AM
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Old Oct 7, 2008 | 07:09 AM
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Lovely concept but the beer math is beyond wrong.
Old Oct 7, 2008 | 07:09 AM
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Old Oct 7, 2008 | 07:25 AM
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got this from one of my friends the other day. made me laugh
Old Oct 7, 2008 | 08:05 AM
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LOL
Old Oct 7, 2008 | 08:39 AM
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