Little Cindy Salsa
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From: socal
Originally Posted by VTEC_Junkie,Aug 15 2004, 07:32 PM
dude, you'll need a nine incher just to penetrate the fat before you reach the beginning of the vagina... 
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From: Twilight Zone
Originally Posted by rankoslavujevic,Aug 16 2004, 02:42 PM
Just stop at K-mart on your way to her house and buy yourself a baseball bat. It should do it just fine!
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From: Berkeley
Originally Posted by yellafeva,Aug 16 2004, 04:57 PM
I hope you didn't mean it in a violent way, like beating her with a baseball bat because she's obese. If so, that's just sad. If you meant like using a bat to sexually gratify her, then it'd be funny.
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From: Socal
Originally Posted by VTEC_Junkie,Aug 16 2004, 11:37 PM
i think he meant: stop by kmart to buy a bat, make a pitstop at your house to beat you to a bloody pulp with it, and THEN swing by her house to sexually gratify her with the bat...
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