Little Golden Books That Never Made It
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From: Alive in the Superunkown
Little Golden Books That Never Made It
1. You Are Different And That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go To Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
11. Strangers Have The Best Candy
12. You Were an Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Microwave Games
15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
16. Your Nightmares Are Real
17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go To Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
11. Strangers Have The Best Candy
12. You Were an Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Microwave Games
15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
16. Your Nightmares Are Real
17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
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1. Running with scissors is OK.
2. This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you -- like hell, WHAP!
3. Go ahead and tell that lie. Your nose isn't going anywhere.
4. Peas are poison.
5. Santa Claus is a fat assh*le.
6. That's a big zit on your face.
7. That was a terrible thing you did, but I won't tell your dad. He's just a f*cking pr*ck who wouldn't understand and would beat your *ss.
8. Nixon was right.
9. Hitler was very misunderstood.
10. You don't have to pretend you're sick. You don't want to go to school today, I could give a crap.
11. Dad's not working late tonight. He's either drunk, chasing women, or both.
12. You go outside and play while I talk to the milkman for a minute.
13. What an ugly Christmas tree.
14. Tooth fairy? You think someone actually goes around collecting little kids' teeth under pillows. Think about it.
15. I don't need to see your report card. Just sign my name to it.
16. You want a dog. How about a pony, too.
17. Leave your clothes on the floor. I'll pick them up later.
18. Here's a $100 bill. Go get a haircut and keep the change.
19. What do you want for dinner tonight. How about popcorn, ice cream, cake, and lemonade.
20. Stalin had some issues to work out.
21. Look at that picture of George Washington. Never, never stand up in a boat.
2. This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you -- like hell, WHAP!
3. Go ahead and tell that lie. Your nose isn't going anywhere.
4. Peas are poison.
5. Santa Claus is a fat assh*le.
6. That's a big zit on your face.
7. That was a terrible thing you did, but I won't tell your dad. He's just a f*cking pr*ck who wouldn't understand and would beat your *ss.
8. Nixon was right.
9. Hitler was very misunderstood.
10. You don't have to pretend you're sick. You don't want to go to school today, I could give a crap.
11. Dad's not working late tonight. He's either drunk, chasing women, or both.
12. You go outside and play while I talk to the milkman for a minute.
13. What an ugly Christmas tree.
14. Tooth fairy? You think someone actually goes around collecting little kids' teeth under pillows. Think about it.
15. I don't need to see your report card. Just sign my name to it.
16. You want a dog. How about a pony, too.
17. Leave your clothes on the floor. I'll pick them up later.
18. Here's a $100 bill. Go get a haircut and keep the change.
19. What do you want for dinner tonight. How about popcorn, ice cream, cake, and lemonade.
20. Stalin had some issues to work out.
21. Look at that picture of George Washington. Never, never stand up in a boat.
