OMG, that was bad! Here's another one that I'm sure has been posted already:

How do you play Bingo in Afghanistan?

B-1....F-16....B-52....A-10...


And Raptor, I got your back brutha...StooK!

 

Yeah...and since we have bomed the hell out of the place...should we change the name to Ashcanistan?

 

While we are at it:

Q: Why does Osama always carry a rock in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of mud?
A: The bucket

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What do the Taliban leaders do for fun nowadays?
A: They just sit around and get bombed.

 

the first one was so dry....it needs a glass of water

those last ones were funny