I sit here now, in my history class at UTSA.
I have a female, fumbling through her fritos bag as we speak, and then drinking a pepsi (unscrewing cap every 15 seconds) and TYPING ON AOL TO HER BOYFRIEND. It is really hard to fudgin consentrate when stupid ass hoes are to busy munching in class, and gulping pepsi,and putting on makup.

Now she is filing her nails......


Im gonna kick her in the chest.

 

Man up and freakin do it!

 

Now she is popping her knuckles.....

Seriously if your a girl and reading this, think about the rest of us that need good grades and not tits to get in to good jobs.


She is sitting 3 feet from me.

 

Shoot a spit ball at her!

 

Get up an move.

 

do that annoying cough and when she looks at you, say, oh am i distracting you? or some other smart ass comment.

 

"Punch her in the throat" hasn't been mentioned.

But honestly, I'd go for:

 

sheesh i wonder what maddox would do in a situation like this?

 

He'd criticize the teacher for allowing those sorts of shenanigans.

 

i imagine that's pretty annoying. i've had my fair share of encounters with dumb annoying broads, and i'm not trying to get into bull dyke fem mode here but tits don't necessarily get you a good job. tits can actually work against you in the quest for a good respectable job. if we're talking about getting a "good" job as an exotic dancer - Yes ; any other good job - No. just go "SHHHHH!" really loud and when she turns around, give her a dirty look. hahaha...you'll seem like a douche bag but she'll probably get embaressed and STFU.