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low frequency ultrasonic waves will make you crap your pants...

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Old Aug 8, 2002 | 02:32 PM
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it is true.
wouldn't it be funny to make something that produced these in a highly directional wave and put it in your car.
someone cuts you off, flips you off, or just in any way pisses you off too much.
flip the switch and emit a quick low frequency pulse which causes them horrible cramps and makes them poo and pee themselves!!
that would be great...that is all....i'm done haha
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Old Aug 8, 2002 | 02:47 PM
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All right Cartman, stop playing around!!

There is no brown noise
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Old Aug 8, 2002 | 02:51 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by s2kpdx01
[B]it is true.
wouldn't it be funny to make something that produced these in a highly directional wave and put it in your car.
someone cuts you off, flips you off, or just in any way pisses you off too much.
flip the switch and emit a quick low frequency pulse which causes them horrible cramps and makes them poo and pee themselves!!
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Old Aug 8, 2002 | 02:58 PM
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Originally posted by tnguyen0567


Good Idea. I am never going to drive through Oregon ever...

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just don't piss me off!!
i wonder how much power it would take to run something like this??
systems like this (on a larger scale) have been talked about for uses in crowd control.
wouldn't it be funny though....you are behind some dude, flip the switch
car swerves a bit.
he pulls over (i'm starting to chuckle as i write this)
you go by and he has this "WTF was that" look on his face....and now his car smells bad!!
hahahahaah
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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 08:28 AM
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There is a pressure point on the back of the leg that when properly struck will cause an instantaneous and involuntary bowel movement. I have seen it done. Dude got kicked. His face changed color. He grabbed his butt and ran to the toilet. The guy who kicked him turned to us and smiled, "Diarrhea spot."
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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 08:51 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by s2kpdx01
[B]it is true.
wouldn't it be funny to make something that produced these in a highly directional wave and put it in your car.
someone cuts you off, flips you off, or just in any way pisses you off too much.
flip the switch and emit a quick low frequency pulse which causes them horrible cramps and makes them poo and pee themselves!!
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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 09:55 AM
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Originally posted by PeaceLove&S2K


all right, I'm replacing my horn.
I love your sig. Those "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" books are absolutely hilarious. I don't know where the guy gets his ideas. Then again, I probably don't want to, eh?
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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 12:33 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JonBoy
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I love your sig.
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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 03:10 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by PeaceLove&S2K
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Douglas Adams has great ideas, and he does an excellent job putting those ideas into words.

Here's another classic:
"The story so far:
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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 04:10 PM
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Originally posted by loki


R.I.P.
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