This poem is composed entirely from actual quotes of George W. Bush. The quotes have been arranged for "aesthetic" purposes by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.

THIS IS NOT TO OFFEND! It is for laughs only.
(I'm a strong supporter of George W. Bush)

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
Its a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

 

 

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