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Man stabbed after doing the naughty!

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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 10:28 AM
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Question Man stabbed after doing the naughty!

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A La Crosse woman faces charges for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend after she caught him watching pornography at her home.

According to police reports, 23-year-old Rachel Ferrara came home from work Tuesday afternoon and found her boyfriend mastubating and watching $$$$$$ in her living room.

Ferrara punched the man in the stomach and kicked him in the groin. Ferrara then went to the kitchen, grabbed a five-inch knife from a drawer, slashed both of his arms and stabbed the man in the stomach.

The man drove himself to Gundersen Lutheran in La Crosse, where he was treated and released.

Ferrara faces reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct charges.

Ferrara was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct while armed and recklessly endangering safety. She is expected later today in La Crosse County Circuit Court.
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 10:39 AM
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If I had to look at that every night, I would be watching pornography as well.
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 10:43 AM
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She should've finished him off after walking in on him.
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by CHRIS_HONDA,Jul 18 2009, 12:43 PM
She should've finished him off after walking in on him.
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 11:03 AM
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So...did he have time to put some pants on, or did he arrive at the emergency room nekkid with a boner?
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by CHRIS_HONDA,Jul 18 2009, 10:43 AM
She should've finished him off after walking in on him.
@ double meaning.
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 12:21 PM
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Wow. There's no happy ending in this story.
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 12:50 PM
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at all the intended puns
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 01:11 PM
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she looks like angela from the office
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 01:53 PM
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If he was just warming up for her he should of been on a punching bag instead
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