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Man tied 15 lizards to chest at airport

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Old Nov 20, 2009 | 09:08 PM
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Authorities: Man tied lizards to chest at airport

LOS ANGELES – Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Friday that 40-year-old Michael Plank of Lomita, Calif., was returning from Australia when U.S. Customs agents found two geckos, two monitor lizards and 11 skinks — another type of lizard — fastened to his body Tuesday.

Plank has been released on $10,000 bond and will be arraigned in federal court on Dec. 21.

Authorities say the lizards' value totals more than $8,500. All Australian reptiles are strictly regulated and Plank did not have a permit for them.
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To make the man's problems worse, after talking to the geckos for 15 minutes, he still didn't save any money on his car insurance.
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Old Nov 20, 2009 | 10:02 PM
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If the whole story is situated around that ending punch-line then that's just bad. Like, even more worse than the original story itself >.>.
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Old Nov 21, 2009 | 12:15 AM
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Old Nov 22, 2009 | 06:58 AM
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the punch line to the story was alright...
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Old Nov 22, 2009 | 12:20 PM
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Haahhahaha............ahhhhhhh.......Hahhahahah
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