A man wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun walks into a sperm bank, walks up to the counter pointing the gun at the clerk and demands the vault to be opened. "But sir this is a SPERM bank!" The young lady cries. Again the man demands the vault be opened as this time he puts the gun to her head. They walk to the vault, and opening it reveals thousands of viles containing semen. "Now that one.." the man shouts pointing to a vile "Drink it" at this the lady is horrified "But sir! Thats semen!" He insists again once again putting the gun to her head once more and she complies. "That one too" As he points to another... after the lady has consumed three or four viles of semen, and is obviously both horrified and upset... the man takes off his mask. As he does the woman recognizes the man... its her husband and he says "See honey... now that wasnt so bad was it?"

 

Wow. That's ****ed up but hilarious at the same time.

 

 

heard it, but still great

the secret is, you don't tell them you're about to blow

 

hahaha yea tried that but it generally doesnt end well when you go that route. Ever read "I hope they serve beer in hell" by Tucker Max? Theres a story where a girl is going down on him, and her roommate walks in and she gets startled and starts choking on it... so he gives her the heimlich and breaks one of her ribs

 

 

heard of it.... the whole fratire genre...

maddox is/was the shit!

 

uhh...

 

LOLOL

 

rofl