^love your s/n bro!

i actually like midsummers night

 

Take a huge dump in the bathroom, let it fester for a little while and then light a regular candle for a little while in there.

Perfect.

 

Remind me to keep my laundry room door closed next time you are over...

 

"We are men, we are different. We have only one word for 'soap.' We do not own candles. We have never seen anything of any value in a craft shop. We do not own magazines full of celebrities with all their clothes ON. When we have conversations, we actually take it in turns to talk. We have not yet reached that level of earth shattering boredom and inhuman despair where we will have a haircut RECREATIONALLY. We do not know how to get excited about really, REALLY boring things like... ornaments, bath oil, the countryside, vases, small churches. We do not even know what, WHAT in the names of God's ass is the purpose of potpourri. Looks like breakfast smells like your auntie."

 

manly candles = oxymoron?

 

What's the purpose of the "manly" candles for your bachelor pad? For my bachelor pad, I invite women over. I get the ones that they like. Do it right. Just go buy some scented oil.

 

Cook up some garlic.

 

I'm half-way there. . . now, if only I could light a match safely. . .