Marvin: a man's answer to Maxine
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Marvin: a man's answer to Maxine
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.
I was walking down the road and saw my Arab neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him "What's wrong, Abdul, won't it start?"
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me I had to quit masturbating. I asked why. She said "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "Morning." he said "No, just taking a shit."
I was walking down the road and saw my Arab neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him "What's wrong, Abdul, won't it start?"
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me I had to quit masturbating. I asked why. She said "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "Morning." he said "No, just taking a shit."
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