One day 3 race horses were out running laps around the track. The first horse takes off around the track while the other two horses watch. In the third turn the first horse slips and falls. He returns to the other two horses and says "Be careful its muddy in the third turn, I slipped and fell" The second horse says "Ok, I will watch for the mud in the third turn," and starts his lap. He comes to the third turn and somehow he did not see the mudd and BAM, the second horse falls. He returns and tells the other horses "Wow, you were right, I fell too!" The third horse says, "How hard can this be? Watch this!" He begins his lap. When he comes to the third turn the same thing happens and he falls as well. He returns to the first two horses and says "Man, I fell too... I didn't even see notice it was slick until it was too late" Meanwhile a dog who lives at the track notices the horses and walks up to them. The dog says, "Hey I hope you know that the third turn is muddy, be careful or you might fall." The horses turn to each other in disbelief and say................























































































"Look! A talking dog!"

 

Nope. Worse.

 

 

The "look a talking xxx" jokes are officially NOT funny. Lets move on.

 

its not so bad when it's a few sentences -> punchline.

not a paragraph

 

FAIL!

 

err

 

 

we need a new forum.. the off-humer

 

you mean humour?