A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. The buddy says "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So the midget shows up and the guy asks if he's looking for a male or a female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookinh horth. Can I see her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I see her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf?" The rancher is getting pretty pissed off by now, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat?" Totally pissed, the rancher grabs him under his arms and jams the midget's head as for up the horse's you know what as he can, pulls him out, and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhaps I should rephrathe that. Can I see her wun awound a widdle bit?"

 

Bwhahahahahaha! I've heard that before, but I had forgotten it. I'm so bored at work, I totally needed that laugh.

 

I guess you had to have been there.

 

Good one Raptor Funny $hit

 

Were you a midget that day?!?

 

ROFLMAO, and glad I wasn't!

 

I was hiding behind a hay bale in the stable taking notes.

 

That muth of been an englith twat!