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This one was pretty good:
Original ad:
i need a ride from philly to bonnaroo in manchester, TN! i will throw up some cash for gas. i dont have that much stuff either. i am a down ass chick and will be fun to ride with!
From Mike Anderson to ************@***********.org
Hey! I'm taking my truck down to Bonnaroo and should have an extra seat. I'm planning on leaving Wednesday afternoon. Does this work for you?
From Katie ******* to Me
yes that is fine! thank you! where do you live? i can meet you somewhere if it is easier for you.
From Mike Anderson to Katie ********
I live in West Philadelphia, born and raised. I can meet you anywhere you want. So far it is me, you, my friend Josh and his friends Steve and Rob. It should be a fun ride!
From Katie ******* to Me
great! how big is your truck? i may have a lot of stuff.
From Mike Anderson to Katie ********
My truck is pretty big. It is a Mazda Miata and it can hold around 3 people. You will probably have to sit on Steve's lap. He's fat though, so it will be somewhat comfortable to sit on. Are you attractive? My only concern is that Steve may get turned on when you are sitting on his lap. If this is an issue, you can sit on Josh's lap because he is gay. The only problem with that is that if you are fat, you may crush him because he is a small dude. But if you are fat you can probably just sit on Steve's lap without him getting aroused.
From Katie ******* to Me
what?! how the hell are you going to fit 5 people in a miata? that isnt a truck! i dont want to sit on anyones lap.
From Mike Anderson to Katie ********
Oh, I get it. You are one of those Ford fanboys that likes to hate on Miatas. That's okay, I'm not too adamant about Mazdas. If you don't want to sit on Steve or Josh's lap, you can sit on mine, since I have a girlfriend and won't try anything. You will have to drive since my legs will be stuck, though. That's probably better, anyway, since my license is revoked until 2012, and I have a few warrants. Do you know how to drive stick? If you don't, I can teach you. You can pick it up in like five minutes.
From Katie ******* to Me
no im not driving are you ****ing kidding me? this sounds like a horrible ride. ill find another ride thanks but no thanks. i still dont get how you are going to cram 4 dudes into a miata.
From Mike Anderson to Katie ********
Do you have a car? You can just follow us down there in your car if you want more room. I take the long way, however, since if I get pulled over in Kentucky or Virginia I will probably go to jail. We are going around, through Missouri. Missouri is really nice though!
From Katie ******* to Me
IF I HAD A CAR I WOULDNT NEED A ****ING RIDE
THIS IS RIDICULOUS IM DONE TALKING TO YOU
Original ad:
i need a ride from philly to bonnaroo in manchester, TN! i will throw up some cash for gas. i dont have that much stuff either. i am a down ass chick and will be fun to ride with!
From Mike Anderson to ************@***********.org
Hey! I'm taking my truck down to Bonnaroo and should have an extra seat. I'm planning on leaving Wednesday afternoon. Does this work for you?
From Katie ******* to Me
yes that is fine! thank you! where do you live? i can meet you somewhere if it is easier for you.
From Mike Anderson to Katie ********
I live in West Philadelphia, born and raised. I can meet you anywhere you want. So far it is me, you, my friend Josh and his friends Steve and Rob. It should be a fun ride!
From Katie ******* to Me
great! how big is your truck? i may have a lot of stuff.
From Mike Anderson to Katie ********
My truck is pretty big. It is a Mazda Miata and it can hold around 3 people. You will probably have to sit on Steve's lap. He's fat though, so it will be somewhat comfortable to sit on. Are you attractive? My only concern is that Steve may get turned on when you are sitting on his lap. If this is an issue, you can sit on Josh's lap because he is gay. The only problem with that is that if you are fat, you may crush him because he is a small dude. But if you are fat you can probably just sit on Steve's lap without him getting aroused.
From Katie ******* to Me
what?! how the hell are you going to fit 5 people in a miata? that isnt a truck! i dont want to sit on anyones lap.
From Mike Anderson to Katie ********
Oh, I get it. You are one of those Ford fanboys that likes to hate on Miatas. That's okay, I'm not too adamant about Mazdas. If you don't want to sit on Steve or Josh's lap, you can sit on mine, since I have a girlfriend and won't try anything. You will have to drive since my legs will be stuck, though. That's probably better, anyway, since my license is revoked until 2012, and I have a few warrants. Do you know how to drive stick? If you don't, I can teach you. You can pick it up in like five minutes.
From Katie ******* to Me
no im not driving are you ****ing kidding me? this sounds like a horrible ride. ill find another ride thanks but no thanks. i still dont get how you are going to cram 4 dudes into a miata.
From Mike Anderson to Katie ********
Do you have a car? You can just follow us down there in your car if you want more room. I take the long way, however, since if I get pulled over in Kentucky or Virginia I will probably go to jail. We are going around, through Missouri. Missouri is really nice though!
From Katie ******* to Me
IF I HAD A CAR I WOULDNT NEED A ****ING RIDE
THIS IS RIDICULOUS IM DONE TALKING TO YOU
I love this thread lol.... 
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Original ad:
I need a large sectional couch and table moved from Norristown PA, to Lincoln NE. Give me a quote, I am offering $1000.00 but am willing to negotiate. You should be able to fit it all in a 16` truck.
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad on ********** and think I can help. I regularly take my Ford Festiva to Tallahassee, FL, and I could drop your stuff off along the way.
Let me know if you are interested,
Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
wtf? lincoln is not on the way to florida. are you serious? it would never fit in your festiva anyway.
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Dave,
Please do not underestimate or insult my Festiva. I swapped the motor with a Ford F350 and am completely capable of towing your sofa on my boat rack. You can even sit on it if you like.
Lincoln is on the way to Florida, and I would have no problem dropping your couch off there, as long as you drop your attitude with me.
- Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
yeay your full of shit. you have a truck motor in your shitty little festiva? bull ****ing shit. do you even know where lincoln is? its in NEBRASKA, dumbass! how the **** is that on the way to florida
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Dave,
I don`t appreciate you insulting my car. How would you like it if I insulted your couch? Hopefully I won`t have to resort to that. I am aware that Nebraska is a little bit out of the way, but I was willing to do this out of the kindness of my heart. Now I am seriously reconsidering.
- Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
I DONT WANT UR ****ING HELP WITH UR SHITTY LITTLE CAR. GO AHEAD INSULT MY COUCH OOH IM ****IN SCARED
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Dave,
I warned you not to insult my car. Well I have something to say about your couch. It sucks! The cushions are probably old, ripped and crusty, and sitting on it is very uncomfortable. Your table sounds like a piece of shit too. **** you. I hope you never get laid on that couch again.
- Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
**** OFF
I need a large sectional couch and table moved from Norristown PA, to Lincoln NE. Give me a quote, I am offering $1000.00 but am willing to negotiate. You should be able to fit it all in a 16` truck.
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad on ********** and think I can help. I regularly take my Ford Festiva to Tallahassee, FL, and I could drop your stuff off along the way.
Let me know if you are interested,
Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
wtf? lincoln is not on the way to florida. are you serious? it would never fit in your festiva anyway.
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Dave,
Please do not underestimate or insult my Festiva. I swapped the motor with a Ford F350 and am completely capable of towing your sofa on my boat rack. You can even sit on it if you like.
Lincoln is on the way to Florida, and I would have no problem dropping your couch off there, as long as you drop your attitude with me.
- Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
yeay your full of shit. you have a truck motor in your shitty little festiva? bull ****ing shit. do you even know where lincoln is? its in NEBRASKA, dumbass! how the **** is that on the way to florida
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Dave,
I don`t appreciate you insulting my car. How would you like it if I insulted your couch? Hopefully I won`t have to resort to that. I am aware that Nebraska is a little bit out of the way, but I was willing to do this out of the kindness of my heart. Now I am seriously reconsidering.
- Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
I DONT WANT UR ****ING HELP WITH UR SHITTY LITTLE CAR. GO AHEAD INSULT MY COUCH OOH IM ****IN SCARED
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Dave,
I warned you not to insult my car. Well I have something to say about your couch. It sucks! The cushions are probably old, ripped and crusty, and sitting on it is very uncomfortable. Your table sounds like a piece of shit too. **** you. I hope you never get laid on that couch again.
- Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
**** OFF