Mike Tyson's Ebonics Homework.
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Mike Tyson's Ebonics Homework.
As part of his parole assignment, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish the 5th grade. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
(1) Hotel -- I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.
(2) Catacomb -- I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
(3) Foreclose -- If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
(4) Rectum -- I had two Cadillacs, but my b*tch rectum both.
(5) Disappointment -- My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
(6) Israel -- Titi try to sell me a Rolex. I say "Man, it look fake." He say "Bull----, that watch Israel."
(7) Undermine -- There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
(8) Acoustic -- When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.
(9) Iraq -- When we got to da poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
(10) Stain -- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her "You stain for dinner?"
(11) Fortify -- I axed this ho on da street "How much." She say "Fortify."
(1) Hotel -- I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.
(2) Catacomb -- I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
(3) Foreclose -- If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
(4) Rectum -- I had two Cadillacs, but my b*tch rectum both.
(5) Disappointment -- My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
(6) Israel -- Titi try to sell me a Rolex. I say "Man, it look fake." He say "Bull----, that watch Israel."
(7) Undermine -- There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
(8) Acoustic -- When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.
(9) Iraq -- When we got to da poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
(10) Stain -- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her "You stain for dinner?"
(11) Fortify -- I axed this ho on da street "How much." She say "Fortify."
