The Mind of Six-year-old
The mind of a six-year old is interesting. This is a true story.
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate
the building materials for his home.
She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw
and said, "Pardon me, sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused and then asked the class
"And what do you think that man said?"
After several moments, a little boy raised his hand and said,
"I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 20 minutes!
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate
the building materials for his home.
She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw
and said, "Pardon me, sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused and then asked the class
"And what do you think that man said?"
After several moments, a little boy raised his hand and said,
"I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 20 minutes!
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almost fell outa my seat again! LOL!
