The mistress
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The mistress
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive
country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well that's the last straw," says the wife.
"I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive,
meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it
will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in
Tuscany, no more Honda S2000 in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll
have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is
yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on
his arm.
"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
She replies, "Ours is prettier."
country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well that's the last straw," says the wife.
"I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive,
meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it
will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in
Tuscany, no more Honda S2000 in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll
have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is
yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on
his arm.
"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
She replies, "Ours is prettier."
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That definitely sounds like a good life I yet am able to afford to speak of such highly upon being, damn it must be a good life for these situations ... I bet there is at least one of these real situations with the rich and famous somewhere.
