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Off-topic TalkWhere overpaid, underworked S2000 owners waste the worst part of their days before the drive home. This forum is for general chit chat and discussions not covered by the other off-topic forums.
Monkey has had to return back to England after the a**i STOOKERS have launched a vicious campaign against his good nature and public spirit.
After his plane touched down in Birmingham airport at 8.00am this morning, he rushed by taxi to his home in Stafford.
The following is a full transcript of the interview:
AnDy: Monkey, it's great to have you home again, did you have a good trip ?
Monkey: AnDy I had an excellent trip, thank you for asking. I was in the USA and Canada where I met up with my two strong allies in the war against the a**i STOOKERS. I had lengthy meetings with Mr Pockets and Teddy. The alliance is indeed strong and growing ever stronger.
I am however saddened.
AnDy: Saddened, why is that Monkey ?
Monkey: I feel sad that a little teddy in the North of England is trying to muster up forces against the STOOKERS. He is even using lies and non-truths against me. I feel I must set the record straight just in case some of our members are feeling confused.
Firstly the fictitious photo of me sitting on a toilet looking rather sad. IT IS A FAKE !! AnDy as you know I only ever go tto the toilet from the large oak tree in our garden, I am a Monkey for goodness sake, the though of using a human toilet fills me with horror. You can pick up germs from those things you know.
Secondly the alleged photo of me with my raincoat on is another fabrication. it is all just plain lies *Monkey shouts*
AnDy: OK Then Monkey, thanks for getting that out into the open, do you have any other things to say to your followers ?
Monkey: Be true to the STOOK, be strong and do not be influenced by the dark side, retribution will be served.
AnDy: Thank you Monkey, words of wisdom indeed.
Monkey is now resting, he shall resume his honorable work soon.
Mr. Pockets is glad monkey made it home safely. He wanted me to tell you to keep up the good fight we'll take care of the east coast with pas2k's support.
Originally posted by charlie Mr. Pockets is glad monkey made it home safely. He wanted me to tell you to keep up the good fight we'll take care of the east coast with pas2k's support.
LONG LIVE STOOK!
charlie- You know my support is unwavering. With your strong base in Neu Joisy and my complete control of Penn_sylvain_ya, there is little doubt of support for the British **monkey** The saddest fact (besides the recent photo piracy and chicanery from the a**i-Stook crowd), it's very dis-heartening that some of **monkey's** greatest traitors are right in the British Isles.
The Monkey Interview........
