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Off-topic TalkWhere overpaid, underworked S2000 owners waste the worst part of their days before the drive home. This forum is for general chit chat and discussions not covered by the other off-topic forums.
Originally posted by AnDy_PaNdY Now you come to mention it guys, she is a bit of a slapper.
I hear she was getting friendly with the neighbours cat.
I'm gonna have to look into this situation a bit more.
This is turning into a bit of a soap opera. Monkey has just stormed out of the house with a bottle of brandy in his hand, he is currently sitting in his favourite tree nibbling on a banana and taking large swigs from the brandy bottle.
This is a bad sign, the last time he did this, he went on a four day bender and next doors cat started to walk very bow legged.
I'm off to investigate what has caused this change in his temper.
OK looks like I've got to the bottom of things. Monkey got his hands on a picture of the future mother in-law (see below). They say if you want to see your wife in a few years time, look at her mother. Well, Monkey did and he doesn't like what he is seeing, poor chap.
Looks like the romance is over....lock up your daughters.
Keep her away from my cat! 
