Montana Traffic Stop
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Montana Traffic Stop
Seems a Montanan makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over
by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance
verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, MR. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying
today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a
9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my
right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"MR. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?"
"Not a goddamned thing..."
by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance
verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, MR. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying
today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a
9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my
right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"MR. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?"
"Not a goddamned thing..."
