Roommate - you don't say "they" for a single person right?

(I'm not an English major, but I'm sure "they" is not used for singular purposes. If it can be, in some instances used for single person, then my bad.)

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(this one's just kinda gross)

Roommate's Girlfriend - I think you need to wash your sweater
Roommate - why?
Roommate's Girlfriend - because there are little black bugs on them

 

LOL!! Put your nice camera to use and take a picture of this guy!! Does he look like Mr. Bean?!?!

Bryan

 

picture, picture, picture!

 

yeah, come on man, you have a digital camera now.... put it to some use!!!!!!!

 

fine *grumble* camera workin great...now you just want me to ruin it huh

 

just doOooOOo it...!



Bryan

 

I want to see the pic too, if there is no pic, I will come to UCR to see how strange your roomate looks

 

This quote from a real conversation I had with somebody (who will remain nameless) yesterday :

"Abraham Lincoln - yeah - he was the first black president, wasn't he ?
Hang on - no. That was Martin Luther King !"

It was after a few beers, but I will never let them forget.

 

At least they named Americans. I wonder what kind of answers you'd get if you asked most Americans who the British PM is?

 

One apparently though it was Robbie Williams, another David Beckham !