The local liberal rag here in Anchorage had a Haiku contest that included some great categories. Seems like Haiku was popular on this board a few months ago, anyone want to take a stab at these categories (from the most recent contest)?

(Haiku: three line poem, first line five syllables, second line seven syllables, third line five syllables)

Best Erotic Haiku

Best Haiku about a Subaru

Best Haiku about Bingo

Best Haiku about doing laundry

Best Haiku about scraping car windows

Best Haiku about using the word Salami

I'm searching for the link to the winning submissions I'll post it as soon as I can find it.