Who got Some last night! and what happened to get you "there" or "Not There"? Stories Please!

I'll start,

Took the wife to Soto's Sushi and it was just and Awesome experience. The food was not only "orgasmic" but the presentation was phenomenal. Got home and..will got my Valentine's day present No!! not THAT but a Bar Set cuz I'm a LUSH! Then she fixed a bath and.... Well.. I got my other Present

 

None for The Raptor. Probably the puke green Geo Metro's fault.

 

Yep....random encounter with the neighbor girl.

 

Delayed thought: I voted first, so I'm busted.

 

"Sorry, you have exceeded our posting rate and cannot post for a short time...." Pfffft! I hate when that happens.

 

I HAD A THREESOME. ME, MY GIRL AND MY CAR..

 

I was really looking forward to eating crab that night. So I drove 30 minutes to Bob Chinn's crab house and they told me the wait is 1 hour and 40minutes. Then I decided to go to Houlihan's instead and I drove another 30 minutes somewhere else and they told me the wait is 40 minutes. And I just ended up eating at Houlihan's 2 hours later! So mine pretty much sucked.

 

No for me, my poor sweetie is sick.

 

We went to Pizza Hut to, um, well, eat some pizza and drink a few pitchers of beer. The one we went to didn't have pitchers. So we took the pizza to go and went and bought a 12 of MGD (My girl likes real beer ) and rented Osomosis Jones (Pretty funny movie). At about 12:30 we decided it was time to take care of business. Something about alcohol really relaxes her and when we make love, she becomes one of those who... gushes. It's lots of fun for us both.

 

I made a nice candlelit dinner, complete with music and everything. started with cheese and crackers, then a tossed salad, then broiled salmon over wild rice. dessert was strawberry shortcake and that's the end of that story!