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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 10:57 AM
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly "You've got to make love to me this very moment." My eyes lit up and I thought "I'm either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchenh table. Afterwards she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked "What was that all about?" She explained "The egg timer's broken."
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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 11:00 AM
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AHAHAHAHA!
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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 11:06 AM
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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 12:06 PM
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lulz
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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 01:09 PM
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Eeeeeeeeoooohhhhh!!!
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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 02:05 PM
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Oldie but goodie!
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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 02:11 PM
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at least food is almost ready right after
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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 02:31 PM
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Im good for 4.5 minutes
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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 02:45 PM
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Old Apr 7, 2009 | 03:46 PM
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Wasn't it George from Seinfeld who kept adding things like TV and food into sex, just to make sex better lol?
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