Morning sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly "You've got to make love to me this very moment." My eyes lit up and I thought "I'm either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchenh table. Afterwards she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked "What was that all about?" She explained "The egg timer's broken."









