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Morning Wood - when does it stop?

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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 03:09 AM
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Default Morning Wood - when does it stop?

I am 34 years old......Does it ever end? I hope not.

ok....that was probably alittle too much information, but.......... anyone here like 50years old + that can chime in........
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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 09:01 AM
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As long as the Morning Wood Fairy still visits you each night, you'll still get morning wood.
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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 09:04 AM
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or you can go take a leak maybe this will help.....j/k

so I have lots to look forward to huh?
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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 09:07 AM
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it goes away after a morning bj
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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 09:45 AM
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When you're dead, then it's deadwood.
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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 09:52 AM
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it seems to go away after u take a pee
i never thought it would stay with you to the 40's
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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 10:19 AM
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You should be happy you have it. I think if you don't have a morning wood you have a sexual dysfunction. Like you get you wood up all the time or something. So me always happy I see it in the morning. I heard also it partially due because you have to pee so it makes room. Not sure about that last part though.
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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 02:27 PM
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I hate it when that happens in the morning and you also have to pee. It makes peeing impossible without making a mess around the toilet since you gotta aim it down.....
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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 02:30 PM
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You usually get erections through the night randomly, usually associated with dreaming. Morning wood is caused by compression of the veins draining the penis by a full bladder hence why it goes away after you pee.
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Old Dec 14, 2003 | 05:09 PM
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think he still gets morning wood?
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