i got my hair cut by a pretty decent looking girl this weekend, but she had those really tight pants on and a short shirt..... muffin top hanging over the pants.

I can't find any good pics of "Muffin tops" though. My work blocked me from a few sites that seemed like they would have pics.

 

well, seeing as it was a female hairdresser, then it isnt really a surprise. they generally fall into a few categories, not wanting to sound overly sexist, but they are either
- young, tight, inexperienced apprentices and really hot
- were young, tight, but now qualified and have blown out somewhat
- gay males
- barbers

most female hairdressers still look ok facially, but the rest of the package may suffer from panel damage

 

I saw a young tub of lard the other day that looked like she was about 17 or 18. She looked like she thought she was really hot. She had on very tight low cut pants, high heels, a short tight low cut shirt with her boobs hanging out and a muffin top fat roll that hung down almost far enough to cover her monster camel toe. I didn't know if I should stare or puke.

 

 

 

Todays Word: MUFFIN TOP. That unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants, like a muffin bursting out of the pan.

 

even grosser than the muffin top is the BIF (butt in front) the buldge in a girls pants is sooooo hot

 

If the bulge is in the front then it is FUPA

 

MUFFIN TOP god I love this board!!!

 

That's what I'm talking about!!!!!! thanks for the pics.