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My birthday funny joke post

Old Oct 1, 2007 | 04:56 AM
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today is my birthday and one of my friends sent me this e-mail. I thought it was funny:

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 05:19 AM
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Morning and happy birthday! So what number you hitting?

That's like an elongated version of the ol' Mad Magazine (or was it "Cracked"?) snappy comebacks I like it
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 06:02 AM
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Happy Birthday!
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 07:22 AM
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I am halfway to 70!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to rationalize this way to put things in perspective.

Thanks for the well wishes
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 07:24 AM
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happy birthday
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 08:38 AM
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That's doggone funny.

Happy birthday old dude!
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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what the hell dude? why didnt you tell us it was your birthday yesterday at the meet you douche? afraid of b-day punches? LOL. well anyways happy birthday man
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Old Oct 1, 2007 | 12:14 PM
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nevermind, you finally added in your b-day thing but then again i only checked the forums barely last week cause of halo 3, MY BAD
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 01:14 AM
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Happy b'day!!
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 01:13 PM
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happy birthday
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