so far, we have covered how to identify targets, where to go to find them, however, how is one supposed to keep a relationship going? its one thing to have them on the hook, its another to reel them in. what do older folks do for fun? go see a symphony at the civic center or something (i always see older people outside on the weekends)?? and what do i need to do if their relatives start to suspect i may be a gold digger?

 

No, just further spinning the gender roles around.

 

Foxfire in Anaheim Hills. Rich older women go there for no reason other than to land trophy guys 1/2 their age. It's a great place to go badger hunting.

 

I can see the resemblance b/t B-man and Steve Martin...

 

[QUOTE=trainwreck,Jun 20 2007, 02:13 PM] so far, we have covered how to identify targets, where to go to find them, however, how is one supposed to keep a relationship going?

 

This thread is hilarious!!!

 

Thank you!

So, this leads me to my single greatest bit of advice:

Stay the F away from clubs! Restaurant bars and Hotel bars are where you find the great upwordly-mobile, but still "lame" gazelles.

 

so, am i supposed to buy them a drink, or wait for them to buy me one? this coug bought me 4 shots of don julio once, and i was totally not seeing what was going on, till a few days after. damnit! oppurtunity lost.

 

also, what kind of pick up lines should i be using, am i supposed to bust out some old skool stuff like "hey baby, whats your sign?"

 

NEVER buy a woman a drink. . . and don't buy a cougar a drink unless it then becomes your turn "for rounds." Even then, if you can weasel your way around that, more power to you.

And yeah. . . dude, go easy on yourself with your mistakes. If you're not having fun, you're playing the game wrong.