The Temptation

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is:






"Always keep your condoms in your car."

 

Was that really true?

 

i have heard that one before

but your supposed to say at the end

"little did the father know i was going out to my car go get condoms"

 

ahahahahahah.... i had not heard that before!!!!!!

 

Never heard that one before.
The whole time I was reading it I was thinking it's a trap! Too good to be true! Don't do it!

 

ahh.......doh!

 

LOL!!! hahaha

 

Old, but a great repost, thanks for the reminder .

 

Too Funny!

True story:
I worked with a guy who's wife (cute, blonde, petite) had a twin.
Physically, you couldn't tell the difference between the two.
Several times a woman would stop by work, and we'd ask
him, "so, that was your wife?". Nope!, Sister-in-Law.
Sister-in-law was in love with him too. He had one occasion
where the sister-in-law acted like his wife and he almost
slept with her. Something tipped him off and he stopped
before it went too far.

Imagine the letter to P'house forum:
I never thought it could happen to me...

 

"Dear Penthouse...."