6) More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

 

7) You are born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult you only have 206.

 

8) Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

 

9) There are no clocks or windows in any casino.*






*koala informed me that this was incorrect because he went to a casino that had windows and clocks. So lets just say this stands as a general rule with exceptions.

 

Does anyone really care if Peter Piper can pick a peck of pickled peppers

 

did you know Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire?


More stupid laws!!

 

In Michigan it is against the law to tie a Giraffe to a light pole

 

As it should be since a giraffe has no vocal cords!

 

I have 10 fingers and 11 fingerprints. Yes, I'm serious.

I should join the circus.

You should see the perplexed look when you tell the people at the jail that they missed one... hee hee

 

10) When I was 10 I put a lolipop in the microwave for a couple minutes till it melted. Than I diped my left index finger in it. It was so badly burnt that I no longer have a fingerprint on that finger. So I have 10 fingers and only 9 fingerprints.