Fat people use more soap.

 

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

 

23) A sneeze is 1/10 of an orgasm

 

24) You can't sneeze with your eyes open

 

You can sneeze with your eyes open. I did it. Maybe I am a freak?

 

When the petals and seeds of the California Poppy is dried and smoked, the effects are a similar yet much milder version of Opium.

 

Heroin causes constipation

 

25) The word "Like" can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, a preposition, a conjunction, an interjection and a verbal auxiliary:

Fruit flies like a banana

We may never see its like again

People of like tastes agree

The rate is more like 12 percent

Time flies like an arrow

They acted like they were scared

Like, man, that was far out

So loud I like to fell out of bed

*Some of this stuff sounds weird but I got it of the web so I dunno*

 

26) "E" is the most commonly used letter in the alphabet

 

27) A chicken once had its head cut off and survived for over eighteen months, headless.