My name is Pink Chicken Hunks......What is yours?
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My name is Pink Chicken Hunks......What is yours?
Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....no
wonder we're so unhappy... What's your new name??? Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is
today's dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The
following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor
forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie, b = lumpy, c = buttercup, d = gidget, e = crusty, f=greasy, g =
fluffy, h= cheeseball, i = chim-chim, j = stinky, k = flunky, l = boobie, m
= pinky, n = zippy, o =goober, p = doofus, q = slimy, r = loopy, s=snotty, t
= tulefel, u = dorkey, v = squeezit, w = oprah, x = skipper, y = dinky, z =
zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name: a = apple, b = toilet, c = giggle, d = burger, e = girdle, f
= barf, g=lizard, h = waffle, i = cootie, j = monkey, k = potty, l = liver,
m=banana, n = rhino, o = bubble, p = hamster, q =toad, r = gizzard,
s=pizza, t = gerbil, u = chicken, v =pickle, w = chuckle, x=tofu,
y=gorilla, z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name: a = head, b = mouth, c = face, d = nose, e = tush, f =
breath, g=pants,h = shorts, i = lips, j = honker, k = butt, l = brain, m =
tushie, n=hunks, o = hiney, p = biscuits, q = toes, r = buns, s = fanny,
t=sniffer, u=prinkles, v = kisser, w = squirt, x = humperdinck, y = brains,
z = juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is "Goober Chickenshorts".
DaRKCrow
wonder we're so unhappy... What's your new name??? Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is
today's dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The
following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor
forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie, b = lumpy, c = buttercup, d = gidget, e = crusty, f=greasy, g =
fluffy, h= cheeseball, i = chim-chim, j = stinky, k = flunky, l = boobie, m
= pinky, n = zippy, o =goober, p = doofus, q = slimy, r = loopy, s=snotty, t
= tulefel, u = dorkey, v = squeezit, w = oprah, x = skipper, y = dinky, z =
zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name: a = apple, b = toilet, c = giggle, d = burger, e = girdle, f
= barf, g=lizard, h = waffle, i = cootie, j = monkey, k = potty, l = liver,
m=banana, n = rhino, o = bubble, p = hamster, q =toad, r = gizzard,
s=pizza, t = gerbil, u = chicken, v =pickle, w = chuckle, x=tofu,
y=gorilla, z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name: a = head, b = mouth, c = face, d = nose, e = tush, f =
breath, g=pants,h = shorts, i = lips, j = honker, k = butt, l = brain, m =
tushie, n=hunks, o = hiney, p = biscuits, q = toes, r = buns, s = fanny,
t=sniffer, u=prinkles, v = kisser, w = squirt, x = humperdinck, y = brains,
z = juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is "Goober Chickenshorts".
DaRKCrow
Tulefel LiverFanny.......