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My Neighbor wants to bone, Im getting married

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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 05:43 AM
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Angry My Neighbor wants to bone, Im getting married

Well my timing as usual blows, but I figured I would share with you guys................

I am sure you could appreciate my dilemma. Well I moved out of my parents house a while ago, but I occasionally take the trip home to work on my car. I have lived there for 15 years and so has this girl who is literally my next door neighbor. In the 15 years that I lived there (Im 28 she is 22) I have never really talked to her other than maybe a "hello" or something stupid like that. Well she has turned into a pretty attractive girl and the whole neighbor thing always made me kind of want to nail her.

Make a long story short she somehow facebooked me and has been telling me 24/7 how she wants to go down on me, sleep with me etc. I told her I was getting married and she says she doesnt want a relationship she just wants to F--- me . I am getting married October 17th and when I go to my parents house now Its this whole weird thing where she comes talks to me and flirts and my parents are like WTF.......

So anyway I just figured I would share my issue. I don't plan on sleeping with her but she keeps sending me pictures claiming how much fun we would have.

a few years ago I would march on over there and nail her but there is too much potential for her to turn into some sex crazed loony..........

here is a pic she sent to me last night...........
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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 05:52 AM
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i had to look at that twice, i thought it was HER wang damn monitor
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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 06:24 AM
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Be a man about it and tell her to **** off. If she gets belligerent get a restraining order. If you have doubts on whether or not you should proceed, do you really need to be getting married?

EDIT: What the ****? <<< A filter?
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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 06:28 AM
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i would do it and tell her if she opens her mouth that you will kill her just to get her scared. but thats me.
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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 06:49 AM
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Dude, you're getting married. Why would you take a chance at ruining your life? The one you love and years lost over a "screw".
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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 06:54 AM
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get naked pics and post for us, if the wife to be finds out, it's just for s2ki


i dont think there's anything technically wrong with nailing her, except for the moral issues
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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 07:55 AM
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I would probably fail at taking my own advice here, but the answer is STEER CLEAR! She might be a nut, in fact her behaviour suggests she is. She'll probably fall in love with you and do ANYTHING to getyou away from your wife, including showing her the vid she recorded when you 2 were 'having fun'.
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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 08:00 AM
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yeah 22 year olds...no bueno.
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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 08:03 AM
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yeah, I definitely am going to steer clear, but the debate was there......no matter how short.......

Heres my fiancee, definitely the greatest thing to ever happen to me



And...................she bought me this bad-boy when the lease was up




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Old Sep 27, 2009 | 08:11 AM
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Not sure how this will fly with your fiancee, but I would tell her that this chick is crazy stalking you. That way if your neighbor tries to pull any funny business your fiancee will already know that you didn't do anything. Just damage control if the shit hits the fan.
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