"F^ck you Clyde. Eatin' all the goddam oreos and sh!ttin' all over the place..."

I doubt this is an exact quote, but the scene's hella funny and it stuck in my mind.

 

"....ah ha...this Friday night, there is a rhytmic ceremonial ritual..."

 

Good guess, but incorrect nonethless.

 

So I Married An Axe Murderer.


Great movie, here a few more of my favs:

"Heeeed. Pants! Now!"

or

Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) William! Move your head!
Look at the size of that boy's head!
Tony: Shhhh!
Stewart: I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick!
Tony: Shh! You're going to give the kid a complex.
Stewart: Well, that's a huge noggin!
That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system!
Head! Move!

 

Glengarry, Glen Ross.

Actually, I hated that movie...

 

"..imagine what would have happened if you go to Florida and it was closed?"

"...uh, they can't close Florida..."

 

Gran Prix?

 

Good spot

 

"I hope you were the groom"
".......Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back"

 

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me."