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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 08:38 AM
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Students at Oxford University Medical School were receiving their first
anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them,

"In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities. The first is
that it is vital that you never be disgusted." At that, the Professor
removed the sheet, sunk his finger in the rectum of the dead body, withdrew
it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, and hesitated. But, eventually, and taking turns,
each of them sunk their finger in the rectum of the dead body and sucked it
after withdrawing it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at
them sternly, and said, "The second important quality is observation. I sunk
the middle finger. But, I sucked the index. Pay attention people!"

What would you do.............?
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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 08:45 AM
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Nice imagery.
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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 09:12 AM
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So basically, he played a trick on his students
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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 10:36 AM
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That is pretty nasty!!!
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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 01:55 PM
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i'd be running for the sink
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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 01:57 PM
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No sink.
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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 02:06 PM
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no sink in an anatomy class? well, i guess the professor's shoes will have to do
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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 02:23 PM
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Originally posted by S TWO K

What would you do.............?
Sue.
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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 03:26 PM
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Bastardized from "Young Doctors In Love" where the professor did the same basic thing with a urine sample... Very gross!
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Old Apr 4, 2002 | 03:38 PM
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WTF?

Wonder if those students kicked the professor's arse.
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