when you're going to first, and your pants are about to burst...diarrhea ...diarrhea

when you're sliding into second and you just didn't expect it... diarrhea ...diarrhea (that line I made up but seem to fit very well)

 

when you're climbin up a ladder and you hear somethin splatter
when you watch a circus clown and you see something brown
when you're sliding into third and feel a squishy turd

 

when you're climbin up a ladder and you smell Scots breath....

 

when you're heading into first and your butt begins to burst....
when you're sliding into second and your butt begins to beckon...
when you're winding up to pitch and your butt begins to itch...
when your'e sitting on the bench and you smell this nasty stench...


some people think its funny when its really hot an runny...


all i can remember.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by s2kskibum
[B]Webster's New World Dic -

 

Miller-Keane Encyclopedia of Medicine, Nursing, & Allied Health, Fifth Edition = DIARREHEA

Should I go get the Merck Manual?!

 

when you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall

 

Country of publication ???

 

US of course! Call it vernacular. But at least we brought the level of conversation in this thread up a notch...

Oxford....? CLINTON went there, AND they took his daughter as well!

Why doesn't NEW World outway OLD World, anyway?!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by s2kskibum
[B]US of course! Call it vernacular. But at least we brought the level of conversation in this thread up a notch...