http://www.dvd.com/stories/play/sopranos/default.asp

 

Ok, guys --- from now on use guys call me The Abalone

 

Ayyy,

their can't be two Abalonies. I'm the original Abalone. . .I don't remember ever another Abaloney being made.

I understand imitation is like the best form of flattery, but we could have problem here with mistaken identities.

What I suggest to you, tough guy, is that from now on, we will call you a-Balongna (pronounced a-boloney, yeah like the sandwich meat), and I will remain as The Abalone, ok. . .ok, great.

Urmil "The Abalone" Patelliano

 

The Gimp !! I want a new one !!
The other choice is the Mannequin.

 

I'm "The Mad Russian" quite fitting for an Asian person!

 

What the hell!!??!?!? I'm the Yodeler?...? Yodeler?...
I'm gonna wack people with my yodeling?

 

i'm 'the grown up' no way.

 

I really, really like mine:

Frankenberry

 

I don't care what it says, I want to be "The Stookman."

 

WTF...I'm the Water Boy...Yeah, that's gonna scare lots of people...