This young guy got married. On his wedding night, his bride demanded $20 before having sex. He was so horny, he forked it over without a second thought. Each time thereafter, she asked for $20 before they had sex. He went along with this, thinking it was cute and that she probably was using the money to buy clothes. One day, 30 years later, she came home to find him in the living room, drunk. "What's wrong?" she asked. He replied "I got laid off today -- corporate downsizing. I figure the job market for a guy in his 50s with my skills and experience is zero. We're facing financial ruin." "Get in the car," she said, "we're going for a ride." When they got downtown, she said "See that hospital, you own it. See that bank across the street, you're not only its biggest depositor, you're its biggest shareholder. See that 250-unit apartment complex down the street, you own it. You have a $15 million stock portfolio. For 30 years I've been investing all the money you've been giving me -- quite wisely, I might add. At which point he began banging the side of his head violently against his car door window, bam, bam, bam! "What's wrong?" she asked. he replied "If I had known that was what you were doing with the money, I would have given you all my business!"

 

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LOL, that was a great one!