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Old May 9, 2007 | 09:21 AM
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People are stupid
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Old May 9, 2007 | 09:55 AM
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[QUOTE]George Carlin's solution to Save Gasoline . . . .

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
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Old May 9, 2007 | 10:01 AM
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Please make this one stop. It comes up every year.

Wanna hurt the oil companies? Don't buy any gas ever or cut back on your use to the point of almost nothing. Then get everyone you can find to do the same.
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Old May 9, 2007 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by C_Unit,May 9 2007, 11:11 AM
my lemonade stand is open on the 14th, 15th, and 16th. i sell lemonade for $0.25/cup.

on average i sell about 8 cups of lemonade a day... an average of $2.00/day. for 3 days i can expect to make $6.00

i pissed everyone off by raising my prices to $0.25, from the usual $0.15, so everyone decides to boycott my lemonade stand for 1 day on the 15th. this is what my sales look like:

14th - i sell my usual 8 cups.

15th - i sell 2 cups.

16th - a bunch of people are really thirsty now so i sell 14 cups.

my 3 day average is still 8 cups/day, and i still make the same amount of money.


i just figured i'd dumb it down to the level of anyone who would believe this shit. logic people, LOGIC!
I'll buy all yo' lemonade woman!


O ya...

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Old May 9, 2007 | 11:35 AM
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18492185/
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Old May 9, 2007 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by tinkfist,May 9 2007, 12:55 PM
GC FTW
I like your quote!
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Old May 9, 2007 | 12:25 PM
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[QUOTE=tinkfist,May 9 2007, 01:55 PM] [QUOTE]George Carlin's solution to Save Gasoline . . . .

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
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Old May 9, 2007 | 12:44 PM
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you know George's solution actually doesn't sound that bad
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Old May 9, 2007 | 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,May 9 2007, 10:27 AM
I'll buy all yo' lemonade woman!


O ya...

Is that what you call it? Lemonade?
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Old May 9, 2007 | 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,May 9 2007, 10:27 AM
i will take 2 please
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