So I'm alone in a bathroom here at work. There are 13 stalls in which a gentleman can unload his business. I'm dropping my kids in one of two stalls against the far wall, meaning only 1 stall is adjacent to me. Another guy comes in. There are 11 remaining stalls in which he can take a crap and still provide a buffer zone between us. But where does this dumb mother f@#ker sit? Right next to me.. he plops his news paper on the ground and sets up shop. Seriously, dude.. why?

 

Guess he was lonely...I'd have grabbed his newspaper

 

Yeah I don't understand why people do that. I've been in a place where there were like 5 urinals (I think that's how you spell it, but whatever) and I go to one right against the wall, and some dude came in and went to the one right beside me...

 

I hate that shit...

The mens room on my floor has 2 urinals right on top of each other with barely a partitian inbetween. EVERY time I go to take a piss some douche rolls in and sets up shop in the urinal next to me....great.

I know when I walk in there and see a guy there I head towards the stall to take a piss...

Whats worse is walking into the bathroom and seeing some dude basically dropping trow to take a whiz...they never heard of a f@#king zipper before?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlIg7uUoW-Y