There once were two priests, Father Dick and Father Ray. One day after a very long mass, the two priests decided to hit the showers, halfway through there showers the priests realized that there was no soap. So, Father Ray says to Father Dick "I have extra soap in my room. I'll go get some." So he leaves to fetch the soap and doesn't bother to get dressed becuase who would still be in the church at such a late hour? So he comes back from his room with two bars of soap and is walking down the hall when suddenly he hears voices coming around the corner, so with his quick thinking he froze to the wall, stiff as a statue. The voices turned out to be that of three nuns, who, when saw him standing there like a statue stopped to look at and admire him complimenting at how realistic he looks and what a nice body he has. When suddenly one of the nuns reaches out and grabbed his penis. Startled, he dropped a bar of soap, with this the nun said "Oh look, a soap dispenser." Wanting to test the first nuns theory the second nun reaches out and also grabs his penis. He drops the other bar of soap. With this the nun says "Yes it's true, it is a soap dispenser." Wanting to get her share of soap and excitement too, the third nun reaches out and grabs his penis. But nothing happended for he was all out of soap, so she goes on yanking and pulling his penis until, to her delight, she squeals "Oh, look, handcream!"

 

this never worked for me in college.

 

you have to have something they appreciate, first

 

 

how about some sweeter soap?