Occupations with the most sex appeal:
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I think we need to form a techie-geek union for the sole purpose of wearing a uniform.
We could have a basic "sexy uniform style" (I'll leave the design to someone that actually has some taste) with, perhaps, distinguishing characteristics to differentiate the various branches of geekdom. Like, I'm a DBA and UNIX sys-admin; so maybe a badge or stripe or something. I could look like a damn airline pilots sitting in front of this PC right now! God, everyday I'd get to make an announcement over the PA system:
(In my best sexy airline pilot like voice) "Uh, ladies and gentlemen, we are now cruising comfortably at 30% load on our primary database server. I have turned off the 'work light', so you may now move around the office and chat randomly with co-workers. At the first sign of management turbulence, I will turn the 'work light' back on".
MAN!!! I'd have every hot chic in customer service trying to get me into bed. My male fantasy generator is starting to overheat.
We could have a basic "sexy uniform style" (I'll leave the design to someone that actually has some taste) with, perhaps, distinguishing characteristics to differentiate the various branches of geekdom. Like, I'm a DBA and UNIX sys-admin; so maybe a badge or stripe or something. I could look like a damn airline pilots sitting in front of this PC right now! God, everyday I'd get to make an announcement over the PA system:
(In my best sexy airline pilot like voice) "Uh, ladies and gentlemen, we are now cruising comfortably at 30% load on our primary database server. I have turned off the 'work light', so you may now move around the office and chat randomly with co-workers. At the first sign of management turbulence, I will turn the 'work light' back on".
MAN!!! I'd have every hot chic in customer service trying to get me into bed. My male fantasy generator is starting to overheat.
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